エピソード1 第2話『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』②
@音楽室で新しいR＆Bの課題曲『Gold Digger ft』を練習。
You need to call me before you dress yourself.
Whatever, whatever.
You look like a Technicolor zebra.
You're hater.
And I look like I'm a partier. It looks like I planned it.
Thas's what you are, a hater.You're trying to copy me. You know what? If you're hair was longer.you'd have curls.
All right, guys.How about a little Kanye?
For the assembly ?
No, we won't be ready in time.We're stil doing disco.But we can fold this into our repertoire,and it'll be awesome at Regionals.Communication is the foundation of successful music group.If youre're going to succeed we need to communicate.You guys sai you wanted modern music, I listened.
Mr.Shue, we'd really like to not do disco at that assembly.
Finn, you're going to take the solo.
What? No, I-I can't do the solo, Mr.Shue.I'm stil learning-learning how to walk and sing at the same time.
No problem.
I'll walk you through it.
ooh.
Mercedesm you know this ?
Oh, I got this.
（歌い終える）
Thas was fun.All right, just like that. Ready?
元ネタはこちら。
Kanye West - Gold Digger ft. Jamie Foxx
@トイレで嘔吐しようとするレイチェル。それを発見してカウンセリングするエマ。
Rachel, did you just throw up ?
No.
You missed the toilet.
The girl who was throwing up before me left that.I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.
One day when you're older,that'll turn out to be a gift.Let's have a little chat, okay?
Rachel, bulimia is a very messy, serious disease.
I don't have bulimia.I tried it and failed, and won't ever attempt it again.
Okay.
It grossed me out.
Okay, but I still want to talk about the feelings that you had that led up to you wanting to puke your guts out.
I wanted to be thinner. And prettier like that Quinn girl.
Mm-hmm, and, um, why is that?
Have you ever liked somebody so much you just want to lock yourself in your room,turn on sad music and cry?
No.
Uh, but a boy crush, huh? I know about that, I mean, not now.It takes me back in the day. Like,a long time ago I knew about that.You know what ? You need to remember, Rachel. to protect your heart. I dono't care who he is. If he doesn't like you for the way you are, or if he's .. you know, he's married with a baby on the way,that's not worth the heartache. You don't want to compromise...yourself...for that.Um... Have you just tried telling him how you feel?
He doesn't even notice me.
I see.Um, Okay, well, here's what I think.Common interests are the key to romance. All right ? So find out what he likes.Then he'll see you in a positive way, and maybe you'll end up doing something that you never would have expected.
（エマ先生のアドバイスを聞いたレイチェル。瞳には希望の光が。がんばれ！！）
※The girl who was throwing up before me left that.：文法。whoのかかるのはleftまでか。これ英語に慣れると、普通にわかるようになるのかな。
※gag：
※reflex：
※that'll turn out to be a gift.：
＠校長室でチア部のコピー機を無断借用して怒られるフィンとレイチェル
Would you like to tell Principal Figgins and Mr.Shuester what I caught you two doing?
It just sort of happened.
I don't mean to be rude, but I think she's overreacting.
You watch your tone, young lady.
Gay parents encourage rebellion. There are studies on this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.All right, tell me what happened, Rachel.
Finn was worried about having to perform a solo at the pep asssembly in front of his chromossomally-challenged firends.I was immediately concerned by his lack of self-esteem, and made a creative preemptive strike.
Yeah, pretty much what she said.
You know, one of the amazing things about being in the performing arts is that you can parlay it into so many different fields.Like Justin Timberlake.He's a singer, but he also have a clothing line.And you know, he makes things like shirts and belts.
Who is Justin Timverlake?
(It was a two-fold plan. We figured that with the right marketing strategy,we could pull from the entire student body without having an assembly,thus creating the diverse Glee Club this school has been craving.)
That copy machine is for Cheerios use only.Paid for by alumni donations.I can't begin to fathom the damage you'd have done to the program had you broken it.
Hold on a second, Sue.
I resent being told to hold on to anything, William. I will not be treated like a second-class citizen because of my gender.There is a very clear bureaucracy when it comes to photocopies, and you seem to think that these procedures don't apply to your students.It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled.
How many copies did you guys make?
17.
Okay. And how much does a photocopy cost?
Four and a half cents.
How about they just pay for the copies?
I like this compromise.
Childrem, pay Ms.Sylvester, and we'll let you off with a warning.And Su,e , I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you to personally clean the congealed protein shake off the photocopy room floor.
That's why we have janitors.
Sue, we're in a recession, and concessions must be made.I've laid off halh the janitorial staff.We all need to lend a hand.
Lady Justice wept today.
@校長室を出てレイチェル、フィン、シューが集会について会話
I’m sorry about that, Mr.Shue.
I'd like to get the flyers up before lunch tomorrow.
You know what, guys? I don't wato to hear it.
Doing that song is going to kill any chance the Glee Club has.It's a terrible idea.
I hace news for you, Rachel. Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do.We're doing the assembly,and you're not putting up those flyers.Everybody loves disco!
It's official.I'm a dead man.
Look, I know you're nervous, but you're really, really, talented.
Stop it.
I mean, maybe it'll all be okay.Do you want to practice for the assembly tomorrow after shool?
I can't. I got a Celibacy Club meeting.
@お風呂でテリと会話(割愛)
@フィギンズ校長がプロテインの汚れを掃除(割愛)
*1:車中で泣きじゃくるエマ by myself. I'm by myself
