エピソード1 第2話『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』リンク集
第2話でレイチェルはフィンとキスして更にフラれるし、チア部の3人娘は入部してくるし、実は色々あったのだな。テリの妊娠が想像妊娠だったことが発覚するのもこの回。
やっぱり展開が早くて面白い。
残業ついでに浮気しようとするウィルを突っぱねたエマはちゃんとした大人だわ。
エピソード1 第2話『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』⑤
クインらがスーにGleeに入部したいとお願いする
Let me get this straight.You're joining Glee Club?
I'm sorry, Coach Sylvester,but something is going on between Finn and that thing.You saw how it was undressing im with its eyes. Please don't kick us off the Cheerios.
Cease fire on the waterworks.I don't want to hear it. I don't want to see it.You know, Q, when I first laid eyes on you,I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester,though you don't have my bone structure.But it wasn't until this very moment,I saw how alike we really are.You three are going to be my spies.I need eyes on the inside.We're going to bring this club down from within.
And I'm going to get my boyfriend back.I don't care so much about that.
エマに「父親になるのにどういうつもり？」と振られるシュー先生
シュー先生：Hey, Emma. Guess what ? I found these new disinfecting bleach wipes. What do you say ? Boys bathroom in the science wing? 9:00 ?
エマ：Will, what are we doing? I mean, you're having a baby.Um, and anyway, uh...I have a date.
シュー先生：Oh, that's great.Yeah.Yeah, but, with who ?
エマ：I'm going to go to Tulip-A-Looza. With Ken.
※guess what : ちょっと聞いて！みたいな使い方らしい。
※disinfecting
※bleach
※wipes
シュー先生が帰宅。テリは嘘をつき続けることに
テリ：There's my man.Bringing home the bacon.
You... You made dinner.I thought you'd be asleep.
Well, I wanted to talk to you about something,so I made you chicken pot pie.From scrarch.
シュー先生：Terri, that's so thoughtful. I...Yeah, you know,I've been working so hard lately, some--Sometimes I forget what I'm doing it for.Family's what's important to me.You and the little guy or gal on the way.I hope you know that.
テリ：Yeah.
シュー先生：I'm sorry.What was it you wanted to talk about?
テリ：I went to the baby doctor today.
シュー先生：And?
テリ：And...It's a boy.
シュー先生：Oh, my God. Terri, that's amazing.
テリ：Yeah.
シュー先生：Oh, my God.
テリ：I want you to give up being a janitor.
シュー先生：What?
テリ：Yeah. We don't need a new house.We'll turn my craft room into a nursery.It's a compromise that I want to make.
シュー先生：Really?
テリ：Yeah.You know tha only project that I want to work on now...is us.
シュー先生：I love you so much.
※Bringing home the bacon:こちらによると、「稼ぐ」「うまくいく」
※From scrarch：手作り
※Sometimes I forget what I'm doing it for：
※janitor：
※turn A into B：
※work on：
ここでテリは告白しておけばよかったのに・・・！
と思わずにはいられない。
次回曲のソロはレイチェルではなくクインに(割愛)
フィンに失恋しソロは奪われ失意に暮れるレイチェル
もとはこちら。リアーナは超売れっ子の歌手・女優。
エピソード1 第2話『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』④
@エマが食事しているとケンがチューリップ祭りに誘う
They're for Tulip-A-Looza.It's a tulip festival down at Columbus Convention Center.It's supposed to smell pretty nice.That's really sweet of you, Ken,but I have a... asthma.
What are you doing ?Chasing a married guy.I saw you playing house with him after hours, Emma.I don't know a lot about relationships.Most of mine are short and flame out once the sex goes, but I do know you never want to be the rebounder.I'm a good man, Emma.I'll treat you right.I'll put up with all your crazy.They cant't fire me 'cause I'm a minority, so I'll always be able to provide for you.You could do a lot worse, and in this town, you're not going to do much better.Okay, I'm done talking now.
@レイチェルとフィンが講堂で練習からのラブシーン
Try it.
Good,Okay, one more up.
That was really godd.Is that okay?
Yeah, it's like the Holy Grail for a baritenor,so it's a good note.All right, I'll start at the bottom and then we'll go up higher.
Can we take a break? Singing kind of makes me a little hungry.
Yeah, sure.Well, luckt I prepared fot that.
Wow, I was wondring what that was all about.
Want to sit ?
Yeah, yeah.Absolutely.
I was wondering why you asked me to help you with your singing.You kicked butt at the assembly.
Well, this is ...my only chance to be,you know, good like you.
You think I'm good?
Well, when I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane.I mean, you talk a lot more than you should, and to be honest with you, I looked under the bed and made sure that you weren't hanging out under there.But then, I heard you sing.I don't know how to say this,but you touched something in me.Right here.
Your hear's on the other side of your chest.
Oh.it's breating really hard.
You're cool, Rachel.
Do you want a drink?Virgin cosmos.
Cool. That stuff you said at the Celibacy Club, that was really cool.
(乾杯)
The cups are like the airplane cups.
Oh, you got a little cosmo right...Here.
You know, you can kiss me if you want to.
I want to.
What ?
(運転事件を思い出すフィン)
What are you gonna do ?!
Did I do something wrong?
No, no U,... I just got to go.Look,please dont't tell anybody about this, okay?
フィンは誰にも言うなっていって訳も説明せず立ち去る・・・顔を覆うレイチェル。これがファーストキスだった（ということにする）から、すごく傷ついただろうな。。
というか、第2話で早くも二人はキスしてたんだな・・・。エピソード4の第3話で、ニューヨークでケンカした2人が講堂で再開して、別れ話をするシーンとか、うぉー耐えられん。
＠テリが検査で想像妊娠が発覚(割愛)
＠クインらチア3人がGleeに応募してくる
ブリトニーやサンタナがメインキャラっぽくなってくるのは後半で、前半部ではちゃんと見てなかったが、改めて見るとスタイル抜群の美人で圧倒されるな。クインの繊細で可愛い歌声がsexy。
元ネタはソウル歌手アレサ・フランクリンの『小さな願い（I say a little prayer）』。
エピソード1 第2話『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』③
- @禁欲クラブの会議
- @放課後、掃除の仕事をしているウィルにエマが遭遇。エマは潔癖症を告白(割愛)
- @体育館にグリー部員が集まり作戦会議
- @全校集会で指定曲とは別の過激曲「Push It」を披露
- @校長室で話し合いwithシュー先生、スー、校長（割愛）
@禁欲クラブの会議
The Celibacy Club is now in session.
Thanks to a school rule that says we hae to let anyone join the club,we're welcoming a new member this week.Rachel Whatshername,
Where are all the boys ?
Down the hall.FIrst half hour, we separate.Then we come together to share our faith.
I'm still on the fence about the Celibacy Club.I mean, I only joined to get into Quinn Fabray's pants.Still, it is a productive way for us guys to get together and talk about sexual issues.
I think I'm going to kill myself.I'm serious.We're bombarded with sexual imagery every day.Beer ads, those short skirts.I'm supposed to be surrounded by temptation,not be able to do anything about it?
Are you kidding ?Those skirts are crunchy toast.Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her ovaries.
God bless the perv that invented these.Remember the power motto, girls.
It's all about the teasting and not about the pleasing.
Buck it up like a dump truck,
Baby, So, how far does Quinn let you get anyway?
We grind, make out.
But how do you keep from...arriving early?Whenever I grind, Cinco de Mayo.
It's not a problem for me, man.
Actually it's a big problem.Somebody once told me that to keep from erupting too early, you should think of dead kittens and stuff.But the only image that works for me happened the day my mom took me out to practice for my driver's permit.
Pretty good, honey.Who says a father figure's necessary, huh?
Yeah.Driving's fun.
Oh, my god! Oh, my!Oh, my!you killed him.
What are you gonna do? Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection.Now, remember, if the balloon pops,the noise makes the angels cry.
You enchant me.
Yeah. Take it.Ah, yeah!
Finn! It must have hit my zipper.
You know what ? This is a joke.Did you know that most studies have demonstrated that celibacy doesn't work in high school?Our hormones are driving us too crazy to abstain.The second we start telling ourselves that there's no room for compromise, we act out.The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared.That's what contraception is for.
Don't you dare mention the "C" word.
You want to know a dirty little secret that none of them want you to know ?(※文法)
Girls want sex just as much as guys do.
Is-Is that accurate ?
@放課後、掃除の仕事をしているウィルにエマが遭遇。エマは潔癖症を告白(割愛)
@体育館にグリー部員が集まり作戦会議
I officially call this meeting of Glee Club in session.
But Mr.Schuester isn't here.
Mr.Schuester isn't coming.I paid a freshman to ask him for help with irregular verbs.
I'm so sick of hearing you squawk, Eva Peron.
Let her talk.
I have another idea for the assembly.
Can I, once again, stress my most strenuous objections to this attempted suicide?
They're not going to kill us.Because we're going to give them what they want.
Blood?
Better.Sex.
@全校集会で指定曲とは別の過激曲「Push It」を披露
Silence, children.Silence.First, an announcement. The toilets are broken again.We are fixing the problem, but let me warn you.There will be zero tolerance for anyone soiling school grounds. We're not going to have a repeat of last time. We have a treat for you guys today.Mr.Schuester.
Hi, Uh, when I went to school here,Glee Club ruled this place.And we're on our way back.But we need some recruits to join the party.Now, I could tell you all about how great Glee is, but, uh, I think I'm going to let some friends of mine show you instead.
Push it は「押し込め！」と訳されている。
元ネタはこちら。1987年の曲なんですね。
生徒たち：Yes!
@校長室で話し合いwithシュー先生、スー、校長（割愛）
エピソード1 第2話『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』②
@音楽室で新しいR＆Bの課題曲『Gold Digger ft』を練習。
You need to call me before you dress yourself.
Whatever, whatever.
You look like a Technicolor zebra.
You're hater.
And I look like I'm a partier. It looks like I planned it.
Thas's what you are, a hater.You're trying to copy me. You know what? If you're hair was longer.you'd have curls.
All right, guys.How about a little Kanye?
For the assembly ?
No, we won't be ready in time.We're stil doing disco.But we can fold this into our repertoire,and it'll be awesome at Regionals.Communication is the foundation of successful music group.If youre're going to succeed we need to communicate.You guys sai you wanted modern music, I listened.
Mr.Shue, we'd really like to not do disco at that assembly.
Finn, you're going to take the solo.
What? No, I-I can't do the solo, Mr.Shue.I'm stil learning-learning how to walk and sing at the same time.
No problem.
I'll walk you through it.
ooh.
Mercedesm you know this ?
Oh, I got this.
（歌い終える）
Thas was fun.All right, just like that. Ready?
元ネタはこちら。
Kanye West - Gold Digger ft. Jamie Foxx
@トイレで嘔吐しようとするレイチェル。それを発見してカウンセリングするエマ。
Rachel, did you just throw up ?
No.
You missed the toilet.
The girl who was throwing up before me left that.I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.
One day when you're older,that'll turn out to be a gift.Let's have a little chat, okay?
Rachel, bulimia is a very messy, serious disease.
I don't have bulimia.I tried it and failed, and won't ever attempt it again.
Okay.
It grossed me out.
Okay, but I still want to talk about the feelings that you had that led up to you wanting to puke your guts out.
I wanted to be thinner. And prettier like that Quinn girl.
Mm-hmm, and, um, why is that?
Have you ever liked somebody so much you just want to lock yourself in your room,turn on sad music and cry?
No.
Uh, but a boy crush, huh? I know about that, I mean, not now.It takes me back in the day. Like,a long time ago I knew about that.You know what ? You need to remember, Rachel. to protect your heart. I dono't care who he is. If he doesn't like you for the way you are, or if he's .. you know, he's married with a baby on the way,that's not worth the heartache. You don't want to compromise...yourself...for that.Um... Have you just tried telling him how you feel?
He doesn't even notice me.
I see.Um, Okay, well, here's what I think.Common interests are the key to romance. All right ? So find out what he likes.Then he'll see you in a positive way, and maybe you'll end up doing something that you never would have expected.
（エマ先生のアドバイスを聞いたレイチェル。瞳には希望の光が。がんばれ！！）
※The girl who was throwing up before me left that.：文法。whoのかかるのはleftまでか。これ英語に慣れると、普通にわかるようになるのかな。
※gag：
※reflex：
※that'll turn out to be a gift.：
＠校長室でチア部のコピー機を無断借用して怒られるフィンとレイチェル
Would you like to tell Principal Figgins and Mr.Shuester what I caught you two doing?
It just sort of happened.
I don't mean to be rude, but I think she's overreacting.
You watch your tone, young lady.
Gay parents encourage rebellion. There are studies on this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.All right, tell me what happened, Rachel.
Finn was worried about having to perform a solo at the pep asssembly in front of his chromossomally-challenged firends.I was immediately concerned by his lack of self-esteem, and made a creative preemptive strike.
Yeah, pretty much what she said.
You know, one of the amazing things about being in the performing arts is that you can parlay it into so many different fields.Like Justin Timberlake.He's a singer, but he also have a clothing line.And you know, he makes things like shirts and belts.
Who is Justin Timverlake?
(It was a two-fold plan. We figured that with the right marketing strategy,we could pull from the entire student body without having an assembly,thus creating the diverse Glee Club this school has been craving.)
That copy machine is for Cheerios use only.Paid for by alumni donations.I can't begin to fathom the damage you'd have done to the program had you broken it.
Hold on a second, Sue.
I resent being told to hold on to anything, William. I will not be treated like a second-class citizen because of my gender.There is a very clear bureaucracy when it comes to photocopies, and you seem to think that these procedures don't apply to your students.It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled.
How many copies did you guys make?
17.
Okay. And how much does a photocopy cost?
Four and a half cents.
How about they just pay for the copies?
I like this compromise.
Childrem, pay Ms.Sylvester, and we'll let you off with a warning.And Su,e , I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you to personally clean the congealed protein shake off the photocopy room floor.
That's why we have janitors.
Sue, we're in a recession, and concessions must be made.I've laid off halh the janitorial staff.We all need to lend a hand.
Lady Justice wept today.
@校長室を出てレイチェル、フィン、シューが集会について会話
I’m sorry about that, Mr.Shue.
I'd like to get the flyers up before lunch tomorrow.
You know what, guys? I don't wato to hear it.
Doing that song is going to kill any chance the Glee Club has.It's a terrible idea.
I hace news for you, Rachel. Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do.We're doing the assembly,and you're not putting up those flyers.Everybody loves disco!
It's official.I'm a dead man.
Look, I know you're nervous, but you're really, really, talented.
Stop it.
I mean, maybe it'll all be okay.Do you want to practice for the assembly tomorrow after shool?
I can't. I got a Celibacy Club meeting.
@お風呂でテリと会話(割愛)
@フィギンズ校長がプロテインの汚れを掃除(割愛)
*1:車中で泣きじゃくるエマ by myself. I'm by myself
シーズン1 #2『Showmance/ディスコミュージックはお好き？』①
※前回一話分翻訳を書き写したが、吹き替えの方だと通訳者のアレンジが入りすぎてて、元の英語とは異なる日本語になったりしたので、第二話からは字幕の日本語を訳語に使う。アレンジは嫌いでは無いのだが、英語学習がやりずらかったため。
- @マッキンリー高校の朝
- ＠スー先生に呼び出され、チア部の副顧問にしてやると脅しをかけられるウィル
- ＠ロッカー前でグリーに入ったことをクインに責められるフィン
- ＠音楽室で昔のディスコ曲を練習するグリー部員
- ＠テリとシューはマイホーム購入を検討
@マッキンリー高校の朝
Mr.Schuester!
I went to the libraly. And I got some sheet music, and I wanted to run some songs by you that feature me heavily on lead vocal.
Thanks, Rach.But I already got one picked out.
Let me help you with that.
Thanks,Finn.You're chivalrous.
Thanks.That's a good thig, right ?
Hey, Mr.Shue. We're just learning some runs.
Oh, yeah?
So it goes,
With the finger, huh?
Pretty fly for a white guy.
Oh, thank you, thank you.Hey, don't be late for rehearsal this afternoon.All right.
Morning, Kurt.
buenos,,,
Ley's go, Titans! Yeah.
Come on.
Wait ! One day you will all work for me.
It was very very nice.
Oh, Will, oh. Oh, Gosh.Hi.
Hey, Emma.Uh, I wanted to thank you so much for the advice you gave me the other day.I mean, teaching here and coaching Glee Club--it's where I belong.
Oh, well, it's no problem.I mean, it's what I do. You know, I give counsel and give guidance. I'm a guidance counselor.
Yeah, you are.
So-- oh, look we match, periwinkle.
Get a room.
Mr.Sue wants to see you in her Office, Mr.Shue.She doesn't like to be kept waiting.
You got it.
※feature：こちらが詳しい。
※chivalrous：騎士道的。女性に対して礼儀正しい。親切な。
※got itの使い分け：こちらが詳しい。I got it = 「（相手の言ったことを理解した時の）分かりました。」.You got it = 「（相手の頼み事や依頼を承諾する時の）了解しました。」
＠スー先生に呼び出され、チア部の副顧問にしてやると脅しをかけられるウィル
Hey, Sue, you want to see me ?
Hey, buddy.Come on in.I just blasted my hammies.
Oh.
Iron tablet ?
Un..
Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
I don't menstruate.
So, Neither do I. So I had a little chat with Principal Figgins, and he said that if you're group doesn't place at Regionals, he's cutting the program. Ouch
You know, you don't have to worry about Glee Club.We're going to be fine.
Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read Cheerleading Today aloud to blind geriatrics,and I came across this little page-turner, Show Choir Rule Book. And it turns out, you need 12 kids to quality for Regionals.Last time I looked,you only had five and a half Here. Cripple in the wheelchair.I also took the liberty special ed classesme for you-- maybe you could find some recruits--because I'm not sure there's anybody else who going to want to swim over to your Island of Misfit Toys.
Are you threatening me,
Threatening you ? Oh, no, no, no.Presenting you with an opportunity to comprormise yourself ? You betcha.Let's break it down. You want to be creative.You want to be in the spotlight.Face it, you want to be me.So, here's the deal: you do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my ewlthy, elderly mother: euthanize it.It's time.And then I'll be happy to offer you a job as my second assistant on Cheerios.You can fetch me Gatorade,launder my soiled delicates,it'll be very rewarding work for you.
You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer.Glee Club is here to stay.I believe in my kids.I knew you're used to being the cock of the walk around here...
Offensive.
...but it looks like your Chereios are going to have some competition.We're going to show at Regionals.You have my word on that. Have a nice day.
＠ロッカー前でグリーに入ったことをクインに責められるフィン
popular kids in this schoolst over the next couple of years.
Yeah, I know.
Prom king and queen, homecoming court royalty, I'm not giving up those shiny crowns just so you can "express yourself".
a deal out of this. too big.
Okay. let's compromise.If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Under the shirt?
Over the bra.
No,no.I can't. I want to do Glee.I'm really happy when I'm performing.
People think you're gay now,Finn.And you know what that maked me?Your big gay beard.
Look, I-I got to go to class, okay?Just relx.Everything's going to work out.
Eavesdrop much?
Time for some girl talk, man hands.gYou can dance with him, you can sing with him,but you will never have him.
I understand why you'd be threatened. Finn and I have made a connection,but I'm an honorable person.I don't neded to steal your man.I have plenty of suitors of my own. Every day Glee's status is going up and yours is going down... deal with it.
（ジュースをかけられるレイチェル＞＜。初めて見たときはびっくりしたぜ）
＠音楽室で昔のディスコ曲を練習するグリー部員
翻訳は割愛。
元ネタはこちら。
＠テリとシューはマイホーム購入を検討
（割愛）
